"hello, i'm penny and i am going to tell you more about myself today. i'm from class wictory and my favourite subject is mathematics. i think people who laugh during math lessons are weird, because i believe that they do not pay attention to the teacher. i stay in a condo, and i love to look out for teachers swimming 20 laps in the pool from my window. i love it when my teachers giwe me homework, because i'm a good student.
my favourite sport is wolleyball, but i got rejected by that cca. then i wanted to join guides, so that i could flirt with the scouts we have excursions with but i got rejected all the same, so i'm in judo now. too bad my school doesn't have interact club, i would love to do community inwolwement programme, especially with the old folks at the silwer centre!
i have a boyfriend called wincent and i hope that we can get married in future and have three daughters named wicki, winette and walencia. if another one pops out accidently, then we will call her wiwian.
as for my ambition, i hope to be part of the MP in future, because i am confident that i would not let my woters down. i also hope to driwe a wolwo in future, and have a dog named wowo after my car. if i cannot driwe a wolwo, i wouldn't mind settling for a wan either."
sorry to disappoint you, but hardly anything above is real. in fact, only two things are real, go figure out yourself. just thought that the language was cool.