Thursday, April 27, 2006
TEN THINGS I LOOK FORWARD TO / CHEER ME UP RIGHT NOW
#1 My birthday!
#2 June holidays!
#3 Japan trip!
#4 Not stepping on dead rats.
#5 Going to blogs of stupid fan girls and taking delight in the fact that they are so much stupider than me.
#6 Hitting my head so many times but no loss of memory yet.
#7 No moles as big as JamesT on my body.
#8 I can look past the size of my chest.
#9 I have wonderful friends and teammates.
#10 Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck! I am good luck.
THE ADDITIONAL SIX MORE THINGS BY KINGKONG, KINGTUT AND LEONG
#11 Seeing Kingkong &King Tut and &Leong every day. (ignore this.)
#12 You have a better name than King Tutankhamen.
#13 You wouldn't get bird shit on your desk.
#14 You have elections to look forward to. "Go PAP!"
#15 We have 18 school days left to the June holidays! Excluding sabbaticals.
#16 Leong's birthday so I can buy her a present. (ignore this too.)
Done during lessons one day in an attempt to cheer myself up.
FIVE WAYS TO SCORE WELL FOR CHINESE
#1 Sleep early and wake up late. Or simply, don't get an alarm clock.
#2 Listen to your MP3 player and sleep during lessons.
#3 Buy a PE tshirt that is too small for your size.
#4 Get undergarments which are bigger than your shorts and go PINKBLUEPINKBLUEPINKBLUE in the packet. Make sure your Sunday is longer than your Saturday.
#5 Talk in a manner as though you have no neck.
Done today during a group discussion.
ADDITIONAL WAYS TO SCORE WELL FOR CHINESE
#1 Stare at people so that those who are clueless will ask you if you need eyedrops.
#2 I do not wish to elaborate any further.
This is an entry I have written to improve my counting.
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