Monday, September 12, 2005
WARNING: THIS POST IS GOING TO BE REALLY STUPID. IF YOU ARE RUSHING FOR TIME, DON'T READ. IF YOU ARE NOT RUSHING FOR TIME, DON'T READ. ALL IN ALL, DON'T READ.
a blog is a very public thing.
as long as you have a computer with internet access, you can read my blog.
therefore, HELLO WORLD.
hmm. looked properly into a full-length mirror today, and i freaked out.
in my home clothes, looking like a 100% auntie, i looked real bad. and fat. not like i don't usually look bad and fat, esp. in that white thing called hongzi, but being extremely stupid today, i totally freaked out.
what a terrifying sight. mygoodness.
in my opinion, it's not that bad to be fat. but it's really bad if you can see all that cellulite. OHGOSH. and it totally applies in my case.
and i'm suffering from a pimple outbreak. haa. i shall push all the blame to nanyang. better still, lodge a complaint to the school. "my daughter is suffering from too much stress. it is evident from the number of pimples she has on her face." and all that pimple cream ain't working.
HAA. and we had grading today! hohoho. before that i was sulking about the venue, cos the lazy, lazy me, being lazy, was very lazy. anyway, chinese high's (or hci) is so big, i'm so glad it isn't my school. cos nanyang's not too big, so everytime when i'm almost late, it is always possible to cheong ahhhh. but the school has really nice saga seeds. i like!
managed to hitch a ride. and my sister was crying over the loss of her comb. HAA. she has lost (one of) the love of her life.
and i've decided. when i'm 18, i'll go learn driving. (hopefully i can be like takumi, or if all hope is lost, i hope i'm sexy enough to seduce the tester to give me a pass. haa, what a jian nu ren.) and then i'll get a car and bang the bigger cars in front of me. then i'll go like, "oops, i'm sorry, i thought i was playing bumper cars."
just kidding. :D
HAA. and now i'm a rusty orange belt (probably). tsktsktsk. during shiai today, i almost forgot what a holding was for. i was so horrified. threw the person and i was like, oh, get up! then i remember this thing called newaza. extremely gong. after grading i thought i was at hougang sec. erps. oh, and i felt like a satay during the white belt grading.
and as much as i want to marry and quit school and become a full-fledged auntie taitai, i am not married. therefore, it is impossible for my 'husband' to cheat on me. and i have no wish to shout things like, "ni xian zai zai na li? shi bu shi he na ge hu li jin zai yi qi?" in public.
HAHAHA. the people who have disregarded the warning at the start of the post, and have read up till this point, congratulations, cos this post is about to be done. and if i'm not wrong, you people must be laughing at the person who wrote all these crap. who coincidentally happens to be me. oh wells, laugh all you want, for i've figured out that despite my sexiness, i've no more reputation. all thanks to the enlightenment of my dearest teammates.
and be glad i wrote this piece of crap. after all it sounds so shallow, that i'm amazed by it.
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